One day, God went own to Earth to see how things were doing. On one of his searchings, he asked a scientist what new leaps they had made.
"Well," said the scientist," we dont need You anymore".
"Oh? How so?"
"We have managed to create humans by our selves. See, we mold the human out of dirt and breath life into it."
"Really? Well I'm sure you could show me." the man reaches down to the ground and starts to mold the man when God says," Hey! Get your own dirt!"