Yo mama jokes by two ten years old homies
Yo momma is so fat!!! She walked out side in a yellow coat and people called TAXI...TAXI
Yo momma is so ugly I put a paper bag on her head to make her prettier!!!!!!!!!
Yo mamma is so poor she ways kickin a can down the street. i asked what ya doing she said....im movin!!!!!
Yo mamma is so poor she called the carboard company to fix her ..roof!!
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so fat she wanted a waterbed so we had to put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so dumb I asked her to get me a Rancher so she came back with a car!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so dumb I asked her to get a colored T.V. she came home with a red T.V.!!!!!
YO MOMMA is like a vacume - She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
YO MOMMA is like a board - Shes flat, stiff, and easy to nail.
YO MOMMA is like a brick - Shes heavy, hard, and gets laid by mexicans.
YO MOMMA is so fat, when she went to get the mail, she made a 7.3 earthquake.
YO MOMMA is so stupid, she tripped on the cord of her wireless phone
YO MOMMA is so stupid, when I asked her if she had colored T.V., she said, "Sure... where are the crayons?"
YO MOMMA is so fat, she caused the city of Atlantis to sink when she fell on the ground
YO MOMMA is so ugly, that she has only been allowed to play one part of one play. She was Zorro the masked stranger.
YO MOMMA is so ugly, she won the worlds ugliest MAN contest.