There was a blonde, who needed to make money, quickly. So, she went door to door asking people if they have any chores around the house for her to do. So, she went to a door, the man answers and says "What do you want?"
The blonde replied "I need to earn money, so if there is anything that I can do for you, I will do it for a low price."
The man agrees, and says "Ok, you can paint my porch."
The blonde replies "Ok, 50$".
The man says "Deal, the paint and brushes are in the back".
The blonde says "ok".
The man's wife comes over, and says "Does the blonde know that the porch goes all around the house?"
The man replies "She should know, she was standing on the porch".
In 30 minutes, the blonde rings the door bell and says "I'm done painting the porch".
Impressed, the man gives the blonde her 50$.
The blonde says "By the way, that's not a porch, it's a Ferarri."
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