Walmart greeter

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A very unattractive, nasty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, after saying hello asks, "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman snarls, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. What made you think they were twins. Do they look alike to you?"

"Hell no," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

lol that was great :D

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by Kara Y. 1+ years ago

O:

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by Jess S. 1+ years ago

but still its really good

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by Bethany S. 1+ years ago

Nice. xD

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

Awwh, thats mean :(

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by Camie B. 1+ years ago

Ha! NICE

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by John S. 1+ years ago

u want some ice for that BURN?

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

Ha! Good one!

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by John M. 1+ years ago

PWND!!!

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by Matt L. 1+ years ago

BURN!!!

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by Li L. 1+ years ago

that's sooo cool!

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

Own3d!

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by Brett M. 1+ years ago

Yes! Take that ugly bitch!

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