How fast is Diahorrea

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Three scientists were discussing the fastest thing in the universe. The first one goes, "Well, I believe that light is the fastest thing in the universe. It takes only eight minutes for it to travel between the sun and our current position. The second one states, "I believe that the fastest thing in the universe. If measured in distance, it would take only 2 minutes to reach our current position from the sun. The third guy mutters, "Oh yeah? The fastest thing in the world is diahorrea, beause when it hit me this morning my good sirs, I didn't have any time at all to turn on the lights, or to think about it.

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