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There's Bush, Clinton, Hilary, an 80 year old man, and a 13 year old school girl on a plane that's about to crash. There's only 4 parachutes.

Bush says, "I'm the president of the US so I get a parachute." So he grabs one and jumps off.

Clinton says, "Well I was the president so I get one." So he grabs one and jumps off.

Hilary says, "I'm the smartest woman in the world and I'm gonna be the first woman president so I get one." So she grabs one and jumps off.

Now there's only 1 parachute left. The 80 year old man says to the school girl, "My life is coming to an end so you can have the last parachute." To which the girls replies, "There are 2 parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world took my backpack!"

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