Dirty Ernie

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Teacher: Okay, I'm calling on you to say words that begin with the letter I say. Okay, Susie, name a word that begins with 'A'.

Susie: Apple.

Teacher: Good. (At the letter 'R')

Ernie: Ooh, ooh, me!!

Teacher: Okay, Ernie, what word begins with the letter 'R'?

Ernie: Rat!

Teacher: Good--

Ernie: Yeah, rat, a big fuckin' rat!

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Teacher: Now what around our school begins with the letter 'C'?

Ernie: I know! The cock! (points to the metal rooster on the roof)

Teacher: That is very good.

Ernie: 'Cause if it was a pussy, the wind would blow right through it!

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