Blue Ping Pong Ball

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There was a genius his name was Timmy. When he was P4 he was going for a exam (leveling). His father drove him there. Just then there was a accident. His father was not hurt but Timmy went into coma 2 years. When he woke up, his father asked him, " Timmy you slept for so long, pls tell Dad what you want." So he said, " I want a blue ping pong ball." But his father could not find it. Instead, he bought a blue bicycle. One day before his PSLE, he was riding his bike. Just then he off the bike and he hit his head. He went into coma for 4 years. When he woke up, his father said," Now you tell Dad what you want." "I want a blue ping pong ball," he said. But his father still cannot find it. Instead he bought a blue roller skate forgetting to buy the helmet. One week before his O levels, he was skating with his roller skates. He fell down and went into coma for 2 years. When he woke up, his father said," You missed alot of exams. Tell Dad you want, Timmy." "I want a blue ping pong ball." But he cannot find it. So he bought a blue house(real). One week before his A levels, he was sleeping in his blue house. Just then a burgler broke into the house and the burgler took a glass vase to hit Timmy's head. Timmy went into coma for 2 years when he woke up, his father said," What do you want, Timmy?" "I want a blue ping pong ball," he said. But his father cannot find it. So he bought a blue jet plane(real). After one year he was driving the jet plane. He met with a accident and he was not going into coma. He was going to die. His father was crying. He said, "Son, what do you really want??" Timmy said, " I want a blue ping pong ball." But he cannot find it but he found a white ping pong ball and he painted it blue. He gave it to his son. Timmy cried and one of his tear dropped onto the ping pong ball and a white patch was seen. Timmy's father said,"Son, after all this years, why do you want to have a blue ping pong ball??? " Timmy said weakly, " I want a blue ping pong ball because...." and he died..... :(

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