A guy dies and goes to heaven one day. His friend is very sad about the event and wishes he could have spent more time with him. So the friend goes to the guy's grave and puts a baseball, a cap, a mitt, and a bat there.
When he went back, it was gone. Frowning, he thought that someone had stolen it. He went back home and sat in a chair. All of a sudden, his friend appeared before him.
"Hey, it's me!" the guy said to him, "Thanks for the stuff you gave me, it's great for the fact that we play baseball everyday!"
"Oh, thanks, dude. Why are you coming to me now?" the friend said.
"Because you're pitching tomorrow."