once there was a boy in grade one, whose teacher asked the class to find some new words at home. So the boy went home asked his mother who was talking on the phone."Shut up" said the mother. So the boy wrote that down. Then the little boy went to his sister who was listining to her mp3 and asked her. "Uh-huh Uh-huh" said the sister. So the boy wrote that down.
Then the boy went to his brother who was watching t.v. and asked him. " superman!" said brother. So the boy wrote that down. Then the boy went to his father who was using the wash room and asked him. "the toilet the toilet"said the father. So the boy wrote that down.
The next day his teacher asked the boy to say his new words. "shut up" said the boy. "do you want to go to the office?" aked the teacher. "uh-huh Uh-huh" said the boy. When he got to the office, The princeaple asked him "Who do you think you are?". "Superman!" said the boy. "What do you think this school is?" asked the principle. " the toilet the toilet".
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