So this gay guy walks into a bar and to his delight it is full of men, no women in sight. So the guy goes up to these 3 men deep in conversation and casually asks, "I bet i have the longest penis, how long are yours."
The first guy responds, "No fuckin way man, mine is 7 inches long and 1.5 inches thick, my wife says its the best shes ever seen!"
The gay guy gasps and suddenly says, "its hot in here" and take off his shirt and pants.
The second guy says, "thats nothin, mine is 10 inches long and 2 inches thick, and my wife and I have sex twice a day!"
The third guy finally responds, "Wait... do you wanna know my size when its normal or the size it is right now?"