There were three robbers. One was a blonde, one was a red-head, and one was a brunette.They robbed a store. The blonde triggered the alarm.
As they heard sirens outside, the brunette whispered, "Lets hide in these three potatoe sacks."
The police came in looking for them, and one went over to check in the sacks. He kicked the first sack, and the brunette said, "Meow". "Oh, it's just a dumb cat," he said, and went to the next sack. He kicked it. "Woof, woof" said the red-head. "Oh, it's just a dog." He kicked the third sack. "Potatoe" said the blonde.