Famous last words

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Famous last words, written by THE_oldy.

#1 “Of course it’s safe!”

#2 “No you idiot, there just dolphin fins”

#3 “Watch me mummy!”

#4 “Shoot me if I’m wrong, but…”

#5 “Nah, the green berries are poisoness”

#6 “What does this button do?”

#7 “You said the red wire right?”

#8 “I know a short cut”

#9 “I wonder how loud this can go…”

#10 “That’s not right…”

#11 “I’m bored…”

#12 “lets take the scenic route”

#13 “And for my final trick…”

#14 “One more can’t hurt!”

#15 “Yeh, but what are the chances that could happen?”

#16 “Drop bears what a crock of shi...”

#17 “Mine field my ass”

#18 “Only one way to find out”

#19 “Just one more for the road”

#20 “I’m not falling for that one”

#21 “I wanna go first”

#22 “You call that dumb?”

#23 “One small mistake and…”

#24 “I don’t need instructions”

#25 “Pull up, or we’ll hit that French plane”

#26 “Le Pull up, or we’ll la hit that la English plane”

#27 “Just follow the other lemmings”

#28 “Oh my god! A plane just flew into the opposite world trade centre tower!”

#29 “It’s just an optical illusion”

#30 “Well if he can do it”

#31 “Press F7 to disable my speech routines”

#32 “What does the flashing light mean?”

#33 “You forgot the what!?!”

#34 “Don’t worry, there is no sugar”

#35 “No I’m pretty sure the other door leads to curtain death”

#35 “Nothing could possibly go wrong”

#36 “What cha gonna do about it?”

#37 “Hi. I invented those screaming ads”

#38 “There’s no such thing as quick sand”

#39 “Wouldn’t it be inconvenient if…”

#40 “I thought you said this ship was unsinkable”

#41 “Look, no hands!”

#42 “I just found out what the meaning of life is!”

#43 “Then may god strike me down”

#44 “I wonder what that icicle tastes like”

#45 “Why did the sun just explode?”

#46 “Hey look, a jump”

#47 “What you say? I don’t see a duck”

#48 “No, I compensated for that”

#49 “Allow me to demonstrate”

#50 “Dare accepted”

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