A son asked his father: "Father! How was I born?". The father, being an Internet expert, replied to his son:
- Well, me and your mom were surfing on bed. I connected to mom. I then upload some data from my USB to her. After downloading all of the data, your mom exclaimed: "I forgot to install an antivirus software!". I also found out that I forgot to upload my FireWall.
- What happened next?
-Well, both me and your mother tried to delete the data. When everything failed, I tried to format our hard drives. But it was too late. So, after 9 months and 10 days, you were born.