A ROMANTIC MESSAGE

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THIS IS A ROMANTIC MESSAGE SO READ IT SLOWLY.

IT WAS A DARK MOONLESS NIGHT AND WE JUST HAD A ROMANTIC CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND WERE ON OUR WAY HOME.SUDDENLY HE SLOWED DOWN AND PULLED THE CAR TO A STOP AT THE SIDE OF THE DIRT ROAD.I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN THE ENTIRE NIGHT,HE CAME UP CLOSE TO ME, I CLOSED MY EYES AND WAITED FOR HIM TO KISS ME......AND WAITED......AND WAITED.....BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.WHEN I OPENED MY EYES HE WAS JUST STARING AT ME,THEN HE SAID THOSE FUCKING WORDS............''MY CAR IS OUT OF GAS ,I GUESS WE SHOULD WALK THE REST OF OUR WAY HOME''

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