A boy is confused and goes to his dad.
He says "Dad,I was confused in sunday school today."
"So what were you confused about?" his dad says.
"Well, is God a man or a woman?"he asked.
"both" dad says.
"oh, is he black or white?"his son says.
"both" his dad says.
"Is he gay or straight?"the boy says.
Looking confused his dad said "both, why do you ask"
His son replied "no reason" and walks away.
10 minutes later he comes back and says "Dad, I think I figured it out."
"Oh,yeah, what did you figure out"
"OK, God is either Micheal Jackson or Ciara"the boy says.