These three guys get stranded on a beach and cannibals are going to kill them. So, they strike a deal with the men. If they can shove ten fruits up their ass, they will live. If not, the cannibals eat them. The first guy gets apples. He guys to three then says, "Ow! That hurt!" So, they killed him. The second guy comes with bluberries. He gets to nine then laughs. Up in heaven, the first dude says "Dude! Why did you laugh? You were so close!" The second guy says, "I wouldn't have laughed if I hadn't seen the third guy coming back with pineapples!"