Fishin' Trip

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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing.'

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by daniel f. 1+ years ago

to henry r his wife is on the rag so he should go fishing for the weekend

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by henry r. 1+ years ago

i don't get it some1 explain it plzzzzz

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

This joke is great! But why is it catagorized as "celebrities"?

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by Megan E. 1+ years ago

lol im from North Dakota too funny!

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by Dodonyca M. 1+ years ago

this is sooo funny lol why does it only have a 8.8 rating?:/

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by j d. 1+ years ago

I have read a better version of this joke on funny.com ... instead of tampons, it was aspirin ... but the fishing theme remained. And bonneaux, since this is your only submission, I would recommend you to be original from now on.

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

I Don't Get It

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by Lynn F. 1+ years ago

Now this is downright FUNNY.

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by Tom H. 1+ years ago

That's a classic! Well done bonneaux.

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by bobby n. 1+ years ago

aint that the truth, and nothing but the truth

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