A little boy goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy can I take a shower with you?" The mom says no. The little boy pleads, "Aw come on, please? It's my birthday." So the mom says, "OK, but you cant look up or down."
So in the shower the little boy looks up, "Mommy what are those?" he asks, his mom replies nervously, "uh, those are my head lights!" So then the little boy looks down, "Mommy whats that?" he asks, his mom says, "Uh, thats my garage!"
So later that day the boy goes to his dad and says, "Daddy, can i take a shower with you?" The dad says no, and again the boy pleads, "Please? It's my birthday." So the dad says, "OK, but you cant look down."
So in the shower the boy looks down, "Daddy what's that?" he asks, his dad replies, "uh, thats my limousine!"
Later in the day the boy asks his parents, "Mommy, daddy, can i sleep with you tonight?" His parents agree.
That night the boy wakes up from a nightmare shouting,
"MOMMY!MOMMY! TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON! DADDYS TRYING TO PARK HIS LIMOUSINE INTO YOUR GARAGE!"
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