Quotes by Georgey 1. "You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier...So long as I'm the dictator." (The reasurrance of a selfless president.... hey... wait a second.)
2."I think we all agree, the past is over." (Don't you stay up some nights wondering how long it took him to figure that out?)
3. "Is our children getting enough education?" (Clearly, that was a large problem when you were a child.)
4."I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." (Am i missing something here? Because isn't peace the one where you DON'T kill people. But ill let Georgy decide that one.)
5. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." (So either america or Japan isn't a free nation.....hmmm so far Japan has had more rights than us.... wait a second!)
The following Staitment are from former vice President Dan Qual.
6. "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those
people." (Ya, you may wanna try going outside and actually trying to speak it BEFORE you regret it.)
7. I love California, I was practically raised in Pheonix. (Uh huh, sure you were, sure you were.
8. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." (I bet he's the first person in the world to relise that.)
9. "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child." (I really do hope that he is telling the truth there.)
10. "Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . . Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have
seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
(He must have studied real hard to find that out.)
11. "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous impact on history." (Gee really weird, who does that remind me of?)
If that isn't enough, I really don't know what is.