Mary is asleep in religion class.The teacher walks over and says "Who created the world?" Jimmy the boy behind mary sticks a pencil in marys back."God almighty"Says mary.Then she goes back to sleep."Very good"says the teacher.
Then the teacher asked another question"Who is the son of god?" again Jimmy came to the rescue "Jesus christ"Shouts mary.And falls back asleep."Very good says the teacher.Then the third question came"What did Eve say to Adam after havong the 23rd baby?" Then for the thrid time Jimmy came to the rescue "I swear to god"Says Mary "If you stick that thing in me once more,I'll break it in half"