A girl and boy were having a contest on who can drown a blonde first. There were two blondes and the first one to drown her won.
The boy went first and had 5 minutes. He tried shoving her, kicking her, and even standing on her, but she wouldn't drown.
The girl went and won. The boy was quite impressed and asked, "How'd you do it?" She said, "Easy, I just put a Scratch N Sniff container at the bottom of the pool."