Shadey Git

mark as unread

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 10 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 69,798 times

categories: other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 21 of 21 discussions       sort by: newest

[below viewing threshold, show comment] -2 thumb down thumb up
by sorry 2. 1+ years ago

thats just mean. if i had a wish i would say make them beautiful again.

Reply to sorry 2.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by Jason R. 1+ years ago

just goes to show you it only takes one a$$hole to ruin it for everyone else... you know who you are... }:(

Reply to Jason R.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by j r. 1+ years ago

this'll teach them to be vain! i think its justice all over lol

Reply to j r.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by danielle p. 1+ years ago

nothing can sum this up other than LOL

Reply to danielle p.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -2 thumb down thumb up
by cathy c. 1+ years ago
Reply to cathy c.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by Cynthia S. 1+ years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that was just hilarious!!! thats something i would do!!!!

Reply to Cynthia S.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -5 thumb down thumb up
by cathy c. 1+ years ago
Reply to cathy c.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by where? j. 1+ years ago

oops i think i spelled it wrong

Reply to where? j.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by where? j. 1+ years ago

very cleaver

Reply to where? j.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to Kristen C.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by anna r. 1+ years ago

lmao!! brilliant!! x

Reply to anna r.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

that was cruel but still funny

Reply to Destiny G.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -19 thumb down thumb up
by hansika s. 1+ years ago

Bucky breathes cricket at www.lucky-bucky.com. Log on and know more about the Indian team clinching the test series against Australia since Bucky knows it all

Reply to hansika s.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -19 thumb down thumb up
by hansika s. 1+ years ago

JUST CHECK IT OUT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST PRESS THE LINK AND ENJOY IT www.lucky-bucky.com

Reply to hansika s.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by Yaz K. 1+ years ago

That is sooo cruel!!!!!!!! it's fantastic!!! :D

Reply to Yaz K.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by Vince V. 1+ years ago

best joke ive heard in all my life! hahahaha, LMFAO

Reply to Vince V.'s comment
+5 thumb down thumb up
by Tina S. 1+ years ago

That is soooo cruel

Show 1 replies to this comment

+5 thumb down thumb up
by aisha j. 1+ years ago

I am in TEARS!!!!

Show 1 replies to this comment

0 thumb down thumb up
by Siaosi L. 1+ years ago

lol very funny!!!

Reply to Siaosi L.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by Sheila J. 1+ years ago

LOL! mean, but hilarious

Reply to Sheila J.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by Sammy G. 1+ years ago

thats mean.....but funny i would do the same

Show 1 replies to this comment

CB85I_Shadey Git

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

IHtyrfn3OgdlKMQPsDe2f0
0