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A guy walks into a bar and sees everyone crowded around a table, watching a little show. On the table is an upside down pot with a duck tap dancing on it. The man is impressed and announces," i'm the owner of the Hamilton Brother Circus, and i want to buy that duck! He's sure to draw a big crowd."

After some wheeling and dealing the circus owner pays the bartender $10,000 for the talented duck. Feeling generous, the bartender even throws in the pot.

Three days later the circus owner storms back into the bar. "Your duck is a rip-off!" I put him out there before a sold-out audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"That's weird....Did you remember yo light the candle under the pot?"

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