The Slacker

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A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - “and how much money do you make a week?”

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - “here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!” Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - “does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - “That was the Pizza Hut delivery guy”.


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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

Delivery drivers don't always wear uniforms. Also back when this joke was written was probably when they didn't carry the pizzas in in the pizza warmers. Then again it's joke and makes no claims to be real. It's plausible enough to be funny.

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by Jessica W. 1+ years ago

Did he not notice the uniform, the hat, and the name tag that says: BILL? LOL

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