Why Fire Wagons Are Red

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You want to know why firetrucks are red?

Firetrucks have 8 wheels. They also have 4 drivers. 8 plus 4 is 12.There's 12 inches in a ruler. The ruler of Antartica is an Emporeor Pengiun. Emporeor Penguins have fins. The Fins hate the Russians. The Russians like the color red. And you know, fire trucks are always RUSHIN' around, so they're red.

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