The Waiter, The Cop, and the Thumb

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One day, a went into a restaurant during his lunch time. A waiter walks up to him and asks him, "Can I get you anything, sir?" And the cop answers, "Yes, please. Can I get the soup and steak special?" Yes, sir. Be right back."

Then, about five minutes later, the waiter comes back holding the plate, with his thumb touching the steak. "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Your thumb was in my steak!", the cop said. "Oh, I have an infection on my thumb, and my doctor told me to keep it warm," said the waiter. "Well, take that back and bring me my soup!"

The waiter came back, and again, his thumb was in the soup. "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Your thumb was in my soup!", the cop said. "Oh, I have an infection on my thumb, and my doctor told me to keep it warm," said the waiter. "Well, here's an idea! Why dont you take your thumb and shove it up your ass!?!?" the cop yelled. And the waiter responded, "Oh, I do that back in the kitchen."

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