Q: Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
A: There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: What's the only thing a woman should wear out?
A: The carpet between the laundry and the kitchen.
Q: What's the difference between a slave and a wife?
A: The colour of their skin.