Three men were gathered at a church on a Saturday waiting to be forgiven. The Priest asked the first guy, "Confess one thing that you have done recently and you may drink the Holy Water." "I was looking at porn on my labtop this morning," the first guy replied. "You may drink the Holy Water." And that he did.
The Priest then asked the second guy the same question. The second guy answered, "I kept the extra money the cashier gave me." "Go drink the Holy Water," the Priest commanded. The second guy drank the water.
When the third and last guy was asked the same question, he answered, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a bathroom when I first came in here, so I peed in the Holy Water."