Church Trouble

mark as unread

Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny", the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women! Just leave it alone!"

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so I pushed it back in!"

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 7.3 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 25,307 times

categories: other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 3 of 3 discussions       sort by: newest

0 thumb down thumb up
by kenara h. 1+ years ago

poor johnny.

Reply to kenara h.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

little johnny strikes again!

Reply to Cassandra B.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by tyrone b. 1+ years ago

Haha funny..he had it comin though

Reply to tyrone b.'s comment
CATI_Church Trouble

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

OB0hi0JdeJJNF5X7q4wBCg
0