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A man is walking along the beach one day when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs crying her eyes out.

He walks up to her and asks, "What's wrong miss?"

She stops sobbing for a moment and replies, "Well, I've never been hugged"

Feeling sorry for the woman, the man decides that the least he can do is give her a hug. So he bends over and gives her a nice friendly hug.

She thanks him for his kindness and he continues on his walk.

The next day, the man is walking along the beach again and he comes across the same woman. "What's wrong this time?" he asks. "Well," she replies, "I've never been kissed".

The guy figures what the hell, gives her a kiss, she thanks him and he walks away.

The next day he's taking his walk and he sees the same woman and she's crying again. What the hell's wrong this time he wonders. He walks up to her and asks, "What's wrong this time?" "Well, I've never been fucked" she says.

"Oh yeah?" the guy says. He picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says, "Now you're fucked!"

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