Viagra One-Liners

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A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland: a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

There is an unconfirmed report that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems: they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.

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