Stocks vs Bud

mark as unread

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the deposit, you would have $80.

It is therefore financially prudent in these troubled times to drink heavily and recycle.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Stats

smiley 7.1 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 10,987 times

categories: bar, drinking

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 2 of 2 discussions       sort by: newest

+2 thumb down thumb up
by Haley F. 1+ years ago

id like to see u try to beat him at anything, jerk!!!

Reply to Haley F.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -3 thumb down thumb up
by Mark S. 1+ years ago

Moelicious your jokes are terrible....

Reply to Mark S.'s comment
C601K_Stocks vs Bud

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

mKEEjc23HBNvl7G8ueb1P0
0