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The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection. The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz ... Oh, what a relief it is... The All-State penis: You're in good hands. The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it. The Andrex Penis: Soft, Strong, and very very long The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1? The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone. The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.

The Barq's penis: the one with bite. The beef penis: it's what's for dinner. The Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling. The Barney penis: It says "I love you!" The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be. The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color! The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner. The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic! The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red. The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good. The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper. The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you! The Burger King penis: Have it your way.. The Burger King penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm... The California Lotto penis: Who's next? The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke. The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good! The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!! The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 U.S.A olympic team. The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer. The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis! The Chevy penis: Like a rock. The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip. (huh?) The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do. The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be. The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can get without getting bruised. The Cobain penis: It blows itself away. The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing. The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right) The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby. The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it... The Dodge Neon penis: There's a "lot more to love!" The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less! The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Downey Penis: Come on Downey

The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going... The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one. The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar. The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!

The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing! The Ford penis: The best never rest. The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the oooh without the ouch. The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRREEEAAATTT! The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more? The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD.

The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life! The Generic penis: One size fits all. The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that....tree? The Gillette penis: The best a man can get. The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy. The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered.

The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.

The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.

The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle... The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend. The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya. The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.

The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one! The Life penis: Mikey likes it. The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up. The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser! The Lucky Charms penis: It's magically delicious! The Luv's penis: It'll take a load off your mind.

The Mars Penis: A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun. The Macintosh penis: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart. The McDonald's penis: Over 10 billion served. The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today? The MCI penis: For friends and family! The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a perfect fit. The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand. The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today? The Milk penis: It does a body good! The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling. The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand! The Monty Python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis" The Monty Python penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...." The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.

The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts? The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know. The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure. The Nike penis: Just do it. The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power. The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.

The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts! The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free. The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising. The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great. The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps! The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional. The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits. The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile. The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop... The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do.. The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.

The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest. The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places. The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis? The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you? The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized. The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms. The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom...

The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop! The Sears penis: Come see the softer side. The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. The Sega penis: PENIS! The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up... The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great. The Snickers penis: It satisfies you. The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady. The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything. The Starburst penis: The juice is loose! The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before. The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don't shine. The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat!

The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border! The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on....... The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis? The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...? The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me! The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling. The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye. The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.

The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin. The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!

The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef? The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!"

The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.


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