What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love? A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind? A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes? A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck? Bloody talented!