Bathroom Graffiti

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You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. * Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.

Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? * The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.

A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.

Watch out for gay limbo dancers. * Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room?

Express Lane: Five beers or less. * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz.

You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. * Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY


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