A young Southern peasant girl of 15 went to work in a broom factory. After 3 months she gave the boss a 2-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was a good worker.
Upon calling her into his office: "But why?" he asked.
"Oh nothin, I just wanna quit." she said sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a $3.00 raise."
"No," she said.
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
"Okay if you must know ..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look, I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you ..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha, ha ... my dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too ..."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit NOW! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."