Dog Bath

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Little Johnny walked into a grocery store and selected a large box of laundry detergent and took it to the counter. The clerk said, "You must have a large load of clothes to wash." "Oh no," said Johnny, "I'm going to give my dog a bath." "I don't think that is the right soap to use to bathe your dog," said the clerk. "It'll do," said Johnny, as he paid the clerk and walked out.

A few days later Johnny goes back to the store to buy some candy. "How's your dog?" the clerk asked. "He died", said Johnny. "I told you that soap wasn't right for your dog," replied the clerk. "The soap was fine," said Johnny, "but I think the spin cycle killed him."

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by abby k. 1+ years ago

omg lol that is so funny yo

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

OMG THAT POOR DOGGY!

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