10.You can play connect-the-dots on your liver spots.
9. Went to an antique auction...three people bid on you.
8. Used to put cream in your coffee;now you use formaldehyde.
7. You knew Alexander the Great when he was just mediocre.
6. Still growing hair, but only only in your nose.
5. You sprinkle tenderizer on you applesause.
4. They ask to check your check your bags, and your not carrying any.
3. Prostate now the size of a pumpkin.
2. Your birth certificate is written in hierogylphics.
1. You've even got wrinkles on your teeth
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 1,539 times
categories: ethnic, race, international