A blonde was standing by a wall, talking to a man. Every half minute she'd giggle, apparently trying to get the man to talk. Eventually, she got pissed because the guy just stood there and smiled. "You bastard!" She screamed. "I'm talking to you and all you can do is smile!" The man kept smiling. Soon, I brunette and her date walked by and the woman said, "See that darling? Some women are so obsessed with James Bonde they talk to his cardboard figure!"