A New Pet

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Once upon a time a man was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted an unusual pet. He then bought a centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box home and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked him:

"Would you like to go to Frank's Place and have a beer?"

No answer. This bothered him a bit So a few minutes later he again asked him: "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

Again... no answer. He asked him one more time: "Hey, would you like to go & have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time. I'm just putting on my shoes."


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