Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Driver carries no cash: He's married!
I need patience. NOW!
If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
I brake for hallucinations.
Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
Witches' Parking - All others Toad.
Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
Back off, I'm a postal worker.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
I brake for No Apparent Reason.
Hang up and drive!
I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!
Jesus is coming - Look Busy!
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.
My other vehicle is a broom stick.
This is a sign written on a back of a truck: Overtakers beware, you might meet the Undertaker
My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).
Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.
My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.
Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.
'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame- Visalia, CA
Jesus, protect me from your followers!
Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.
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