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Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Driver carries no cash: He's married!

I need patience. NOW!

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

I brake for hallucinations.

Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Witches' Parking - All others Toad.

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

Back off, I'm a postal worker.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.

I brake for No Apparent Reason.

Hang up and drive!

I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!

Jesus is coming - Look Busy!

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.

My other vehicle is a broom stick.

This is a sign written on a back of a truck: Overtakers beware, you might meet the Undertaker

My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).

Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.

My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.

'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame- Visalia, CA

Jesus, protect me from your followers!

Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.


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