- You can enjoy a beer all month.

- Beer stains wash out.

- You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.

- When beer goes flat you toss it out.

- Beer is never late.

- HANGOVERS go away.

- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

- Beer labels come off without a fight.

- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

- Beer never has a headache.

- After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.

- A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

- If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

- A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.

- You can share a beer with your friends.

- You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.