Last Holloween, a black girl and her brother wanted to go trick or treating. The boy went as Superman and she went as Princess Di. Their parents took one look at them and said, "Have you ever seen a black Superman or a black Princess Di?"
So, they went back to their room to change. When they came back out, the boy was wearing a blue shirt and a diaper like Tommy Pickles (a cartoon), and the girl was wearing a blonde wig and a white dress (Marylynn Monroe). Again the parents yelled at them.
The last time they came downstair they were naked. The parents were speechless. The girl said, "We're Hershey's Kisses! Im plain, he got nuts!"