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Jack, who does not have a criminal record, has just been convicted of a minor crime. In his court trial, he is sentenced to 2 years in prison. Since he and his wife cannot afford the bail price, he has 2 days before he will be taken to the prison.

On his last day he and his wife decide to take a tour of the prison so he can see what the conditions are like before he is taken there. Jack is a good looking guy, and while he walks by the cells all the tatooed inmates stare at him, taunt him, and sexually harass him because, of course, they cannot get sex anywhere else.

So he leaves the prison at once. In the car ride home, he says to his wife, "We have to stop at the tatoo parlor." "Why, do you want to get a tatoo so you will fit in?" she asked. "No, I want to see if they can take one of those needles and sew my asshole shut!"

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