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9 reasons why cucumbers are better than men

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1. Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you wont have to sleep in the wet spot.

2. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.

3. A cucumber wont care what time of the month it is.

4. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.

5. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying till we have a boy."

6. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.

7. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.

8. Cucumbers don't drool on your pillow.

9. And finally.....With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.

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