A man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The gay guy said, "My lover just died of AIDS and this is the tree where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."
The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.
The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you would of stuck with pussy, you would still be with us..."