A cowboy enters furious a saloon and shouts, "Who is the idiot that painted my horse pink? If he doesn't get up in the next 5 minutes, I'll get really mad!"
He waits 5 minutes and no one comes up to him. "Well, I don't think anyone here wants the night to turn ugly, so why don't the butthead who painted my horse pink come up to me and everything will be fine in here!!!"
Suddenly this huge, burly construction worker gets up and says with a very deep voice, "Excuse me, sir, I am the guy who painted your horse pink! Do you have a problem with that?"
Shocked and astonished by the man's size the cowboy says scared, "No, I just wanted to let you know that the paint is dry now so you can go ahead and start varnishing...."