The man and his secretary arrived very late at the hotel for the convention. The desk clerk told them that the hotel was booked up, and that only one room was available. They had no choice but to share the room.
They went up stairs, chastely dress for bed in the bathroom, and retired on the seperate twin beds. Shortly after the lights went out, the secretary called out, "Mr. Coffey, would you please close the window?" The executive replied, "How would you like to be Mrs. Coffey for the night, my dear?" "I'd love to," the young girl said. "Good. Then you get up and close the damn window!"