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An man walks up to a clerk at a pharmacy and asks to buy some condoms. The clerk asks, "What size do you wear?" The man replies, "I don't know." The clerk unzips his pants and takes a feel. She then picks up the intercom and says, "Large condoms to aisle 4 please." The man zips up his pants and leaves.

Later another man walks up to the clerk and asks to buy some condoms. He doesn't know his size either. The clerk unzips his pants and takes a feel. She then picks up the intercom and says, "Medium condoms to aisle 4 please." The man zips up his pants and leaves.

A while later a teen comes in, shaking nervously. "Let me guess," says the clerk, "condoms?" "Yes", he replies, "but I don't know my size." She checks, picks up the intercom, "Clean up aisle 4!"

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categories: insults men, women, relationships sex, sexuality

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